Aren’t you getting tired of the constant stalking?
Haven’t you heard of this little thing called talking?
In this cozy corner, all the children flocking
Asking for my sweet advice, is that so shocking?

When did you awake? Over beside the lake?
I’m only asking, I don’t like leaving out small mistakes!
Say, would you like a smoke? No, you don’t need a toast!
Oh, very well, I guess I’ll have my own, try not to choke

As the world begins to form around
My own world begins to form around
Your own world is nowhere to be found
Make sure you stay aground

Now, let me address, how in this place you sit and wait, and
Bide in our progress, and hate how late we state your fate, but
There is no solace, in what we sate and we debate, so
What’s the purpose in being mad?
Under Virna’s hole, we party on until the dawn, and
Though it’s not my role, I’ll stay and fawn until you’re gone, but
Deep inside my soul, I won’t be drawn to make a pawn, so
My sweet little miss, for both our sakes, you are dismissed!

“It’s been a hot minute since we last had contact
How was I supposed to know we were being tracked?
I didn’t think my advice would have that impact
Oh my, oh dear, here she comes, I’ll call you right back!”

Hey there, little girl! You’re such a pretty pearl
The way you sing it makes me think of the most gorgeous merl
So how about a smoke? Shut up about your toasts!
That man should not have spoke, a joke and broke, that bloke should just croak

Don’t be mad, so what I said was wrong?
Don’t be mad, have you been friends for long?
Don’t get sad, (so has he been this strong?)
Let’s relax and sing songs!

As you gain my trust, I wonder how I’ll arrogate, and
The queen on the cusp, of headed weight upon the plate, but
There is no solace, in what we sate and we debate, so
Here we’ll stay, and play til the day
Your epitome: “I’m not the same as he who came,” and
Though thinking, you’re free, I can’t proclaim your claim a shame, but
Falling to your knees, my heart aflame, the game in frame, so
Hows bout I tell you my goddamn name?

Kingdoms crumble under my feet
Every person dies when we meet
Can’t you see your face is changing?
Can’t you see what I’m exchanging?

Just your simple life, there is no need to be stressed
All of this is for the precious queen’s final rest
Oh my god, don’t look up at me, face of disgust
She’s been gone for far too long, so why don’t you just
(DIE?!)

Sorry, dear Alice, this is your fate we contemplate and
I only promise, your head looks great upon the plate, but
There is no solace, in what we sate and we debate, so
Don’t go bad, or sad, just stay MAD
Though I don’t wish it, I hope you’re well inside your cell and
Through those lies I spit, you’ll find your way outside this hell, but
I’ll smoke when I quit, I do not dwell on those who fell, so
All I can say is, good luck my friend, the queen awaits!

I deserve this fate
I deserve this fate